1 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:29,100 Good morning, sir. Good morning, sir. 2 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,119 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,420 I have to make a deposit. 4 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:38,360 Are you going to the bank, sir? No, no. I'm going to go to the bathroom. 5 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:21,429 Good morning. 6 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:22,610 Oh, good morning. 7 00:01:23,090 --> 00:01:25,990 I have an appointment that's going to do well. 8 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:30,070 Well, I'm afraid it's rather busy right now. 9 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,510 Won't you please sit down? 10 00:01:33,710 --> 00:01:35,410 Oh, thank you. 11 00:02:42,309 --> 00:02:43,610 Seems to be. 12 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:47,070 Even though we're in the middle of winter. 13 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:48,270 I know. 14 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:51,410 Ah, 15 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:56,370 there's nothing like taking a good shit in the morning, right, Queef? 16 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,210 Yes, sir. 17 00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:00,290 Sir? Yes? 18 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:02,730 You have a visitor. 19 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:05,870 My apologies. You must pardon me. 20 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:09,590 I knew there was a lady present. I've never spoken like that. 21 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:14,010 Okay. Excuse me, Senator, but I believe that I'm a little early. 22 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:15,910 Oh, no, no, no. All right. 23 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,110 Please follow me. 24 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:44,330 Make yourself comfortable. 25 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:45,550 Thank you. 26 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:50,490 Now, what can I do for you? 27 00:03:53,750 --> 00:04:00,150 Senator, Congress has chosen President Ford because they found him to be the 28 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:02,150 best man for the job, right? 29 00:04:02,770 --> 00:04:03,770 Right. 30 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:10,870 Senator, you wouldn't blame a girl to choose the best possible man for an 31 00:04:10,870 --> 00:04:11,910 important project. 32 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:13,209 Would you? 33 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:14,210 No, I wouldn't. 34 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:20,870 Senator, I'm very lonely, and I'd like to have a baby. 35 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:25,550 I want you to make me a baby. 36 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,770 I hear you correctly. 37 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:30,350 Yes, Senator, you heard me correctly. 38 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,530 I want a baby by you. 39 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,610 Has your husband consented to this? 40 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:39,090 Oh, I'm not married. 41 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:41,210 I'm a career girl. 42 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,810 And I can support my own child. 43 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:46,030 Ah, yes. 44 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:47,710 I understand. 45 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:49,530 I thought you would. 46 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:52,970 After all, I'm just doing what Congress did. 47 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:55,870 I'm choosing the best man for the job. 48 00:04:56,410 --> 00:05:00,670 And you, Senator, are the best man to father my child. 49 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:02,950 Perhaps I should tell you. 50 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:05,890 I'm a married man. 51 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,250 Yes, I know. 52 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:09,510 Your wife's name is Mildred. 53 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:12,370 And she is 34 years old. 54 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:15,290 You are well informed. 55 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:18,310 What else do you know about me? 56 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:23,730 Well, I know that you are emotionally and psychologically sane. 57 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:26,010 You're in good health. 58 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:29,430 You have good bloodlines. 59 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:31,550 Got good habits. 60 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:35,230 Actually, you're an excellent breed, Senator. 61 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,250 I'm flattered. 62 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,470 As I said. 63 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,340 You are the best man for the job. 64 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,820 Were you thinking of artificial insemination? 65 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:47,300 No, Senator. 66 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,840 I was thinking of the natural way. 67 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:55,020 Ah, yes, the natural way. That is the best way. 68 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,680 And it sounds so exciting. 69 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,080 Yes, Senator. 70 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,100 But having a baby is serious business. 71 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:07,580 Please forgive me if I'm not precisely in the mood for pleasure. 72 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:13,440 Besides, I'm willing to pay you a decent fee for your services. 73 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:17,920 I'm not sure I want the money. Why? 74 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:22,600 There are a lot of scandals and investigations going on right now on 75 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,380 Hill. I would prefer not to owe you a favor. 76 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,420 You see, I want the child to be mine alone. 77 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:35,280 I see. I want to protect myself. 78 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,580 You have no children. You are very well informed about me. 79 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:41,840 Yes, Senator. 80 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:44,680 Nancy and I are old school friends. 81 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,140 Nancy? 82 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:47,700 Nancy who? 83 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:50,320 Nancy Johnson, the call girl. 84 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:54,060 Have you and Nancy been discussing my private life? 85 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,500 A little. 86 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,980 A little? What do you mean, a little? 87 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,700 Well, as I told you, we are good friends. 88 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,500 She knows that I'm lonely and that I want a child. 89 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:10,970 And besides, it turns me on to hear about you. 90 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:12,830 This is ridiculous. 91 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:16,570 Prostitutes are professionals, like doctors and lawyers. 92 00:07:16,910 --> 00:07:19,350 What's done to them is in strictest confidence. 93 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:21,930 What else does she tell you? 94 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:28,650 She said that she enjoys working with you and that you come once a week and 95 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:30,230 you are generous and polite. 96 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:31,810 And you know what? 97 00:07:32,050 --> 00:07:35,670 What? I think Nancy's a little in love with you. 98 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,840 Really? Did she say that? 99 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,540 Oh, not exactly. 100 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:45,920 But she did say that you're the only trick that can make her come. Oh, 101 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:49,380 Yes. But we are deviating from our business. 102 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:53,740 I know that your time is precious, so I'll get right to the point. 103 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,640 Okay, I'm listening. 104 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:03,720 I'm willing to pay you $10 ,000 for you to make love to me on the important 105 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,840 days of the month. 106 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:06,300 so I can get pregnant. 107 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:12,540 I have prepared a document that will protect the both of us. 108 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:19,700 You will have no claims on the child, but at the same time it will free you of 109 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,200 any future obligations. 110 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:26,760 You see, Senator, this is very important to me. 111 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:32,900 And suppose I contribute my fees to the raising of the child. 112 00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:34,870 What do you mean? 113 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:38,190 Well, I'm not a male prostitute. 114 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:45,350 And besides, you might be a vice cop. I guarantee you I'm not a vice cop. Let me 115 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:46,350 just say that. 116 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:53,670 You must forgive me, but we citizens pay a great deal of money in taxes to the 117 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:58,090 city, and they allocate a very substantial amount of those to vice 118 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:02,420 We have nothing better to do but go out and... Bust innocent people just for 119 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:03,660 expressing themselves liberally. 120 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,360 They'd love nothing better than to bust a senator. 121 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,460 They already got one of my friends. 122 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:14,900 Already in politics. Just for standing in a men's room. 123 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:19,180 The bastard set him up and ripped him off. 124 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,180 Well, I'm no vice cap. 125 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:27,720 I respect the regular branch of law enforcement, but I despise those vice 126 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:34,660 You know, as a senator, you should initiate legislation to do away 127 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:37,300 with them once and for all. 128 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,520 We are working on that. 129 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:42,920 And we're also attempting to legalize prostitution. 130 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:48,520 But there are some problems. Problems? What kind of problems? 131 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,000 Old farts. 132 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,220 With old -fashioned ideas. 133 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,100 Still in Congress. 134 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,500 Still? 135 00:09:57,819 --> 00:10:00,800 Newly elected people are in tune with the present generation. 136 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,820 It looks like. 137 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,180 Like what, Senator? 138 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,360 Like people are only voting for liberal politicians. 139 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,340 Yes, you're right. 140 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,300 You also have the Supreme Court. 141 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:15,200 Ah, the Supreme Court. A noble institution. 142 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,500 But they only vindicate a very few. 143 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,080 What do you mean? 144 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:24,320 Only the rich can afford to fight their case all the way to the Supreme Court. 145 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:26,920 Well, Susan. 146 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:31,280 At least we think the same way. Yes, Senator, we definitely do. 147 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:37,160 Now, getting back to my future baby, I think I should tell you that I'm in the 148 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,300 perfect time of the month to get pregnant. 149 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:43,600 Will you be willing to perform this afternoon? 150 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:45,140 Sure. 151 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,500 Works like today. 152 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,320 Why not? 153 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,400 I'd say early this afternoon. 154 00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:58,250 About 2 o 'clock? 155 00:10:58,510 --> 00:10:59,930 That would be just perfect. 156 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:01,990 Where shall we meet? 157 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,290 Do you have any suggestions? 158 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,810 Where? The Watergate Hotel. 159 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,530 The same place where you meet Nancy. 160 00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,070 I should have guessed. 161 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:12,830 Did she go into details? 162 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,430 I told you. 163 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,290 It turns me on to hear about you. 164 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,710 Nice. 165 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,070 2 o 'clock. 166 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,610 I'll have a sweet rain. 167 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:24,210 Okay. And by the way, Senator. 168 00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:26,520 Yes? My name is Susan. 169 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:28,660 Susan Wright. 170 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,680 Susan, two o 'clock. 171 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,500 Right. 172 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,660 Goodbye, sir. 173 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,040 See you soon. 174 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,680 Goodbye, miss. 175 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,920 See you soon. 176 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:02,050 to make some reservations for me at the Watergate Hotel? 177 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:03,770 Yes, sir. 178 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,430 For today. 179 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:06,950 Oh, yes, sir. 180 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:10,530 What time would you like the reservations? Two o 'clock, please. 181 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,170 It shall be done. 182 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,400 Miss Wright, you are a truly beautiful woman. 183 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:08,700 Thank you. 184 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,620 Oh, call me Susan. 185 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:19,460 Susan, I'd like to make a toast to Dave. 186 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:29,460 In the event of my death, the child will receive the entire Wolf fortune. 187 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,120 We are thinking about... 188 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,050 Creating life, Senator. 189 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,530 Let's forget about death. 190 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:50,790 Susan, that is a right thought. 191 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:55,910 Shouldn't you undress? 192 00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:57,390 Yes. 193 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:38,690 Beautiful breath. 194 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,220 All the letters... 195 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,420 Put it in. 196 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:49,620 I think I need a little help. 197 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,600 Oh, what kind of help? 198 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,340 Blowjob. 199 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,680 What? 200 00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,680 You know, a little head. 201 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,640 I can't do that. 202 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,560 And besides that, it's completely useless. 203 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,820 I'll never get pregnant that way. 204 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,460 Oh, sure you will. 205 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:26,980 Blow me and get me hard, and then I can go inside you and come. 206 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,920 Well... Come on, try. 207 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,160 Okay. 208 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,530 I'm sorry. 209 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:04,430 I just can't seem to put it in my mouth. 210 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:05,890 Oh, go ahead. 211 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:06,989 It won't hurt. 212 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:08,390 In fact, you may enjoy it. 213 00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:11,550 Try. 214 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,530 I'm sorry I can't. 215 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,490 Oh, go ahead and try again. 216 00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,270 Gently. Just put your lips over the head. 217 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,840 It really feels good. 218 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,100 I'm sorry, I just can't. 219 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,960 But I've got an idea. 220 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,400 Why don't we rub it on my clit? 221 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,140 I'm already wet. 222 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,660 Okay. 223 00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:50,330 See? 224 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:52,770 I'm getting wetter. 225 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,110 I'm sorry, Susan. 226 00:21:57,590 --> 00:21:59,850 It's useless. I'm still soft. 227 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,490 Let's try to put it in limp. 228 00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:19,840 It's useless, this won't work either. 229 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,060 Well, perhaps I'm not your type. 230 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,100 It's not that, Susan. 231 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,540 You're a very, very beautiful woman. 232 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,280 It's just that I'm very, very tired. 233 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,240 And my wife got me last night. 234 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,900 She also? 235 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,680 What do you mean, she also? 236 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:47,100 Well, I know you saw your friend Nancy yesterday. 237 00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:55,310 That's right, but I wish she hadn't have told you that. 238 00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:00,590 Well, I can see you tomorrow. 239 00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:02,110 Can you perform? 240 00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:04,790 I think so. 241 00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:06,910 I'll be well rested then. 242 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,550 Same time, same place? 243 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:13,270 Right. 244 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,870 Well, I think I'll leave now if you don't mind. 245 00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:21,500 No. You go ahead. I'm going to stay here and rest. 246 00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:02,820 You stupid thing. Look at this. The minute she walks out, you get up. 247 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,100 What am I going to do with you? 248 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:09,260 I have an idea. I'll call Nancy. 249 00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:17,060 Just a minute. 250 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:21,820 Hello? 251 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,520 Hello, Nancy. This is Senator Wolf. 252 00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,380 Oh, hi, John. I mean, Senator Wolf. 253 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,340 The Watergate Hotel? 254 00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:37,960 What are you doing there? 255 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,200 Are you alone? 256 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,080 That's what's wrong. I'm alone. 257 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,480 Please come on over as soon as you can. 258 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:49,200 Well, I'd love to, darling, but you'll have to give me a couple of minutes. 259 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:57,520 I am making a hard case for prostitution with a Supreme Court 260 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:01,280 justice. Get him off as soon as you can and come on over, please. 261 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,200 Mm -hmm. I will, darling. 262 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,440 I'll be there as soon as I can. Room 222? 263 00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:09,420 See you soon. Bye -bye. 264 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,040 All right. Nothing to worry about. 265 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,560 Help is on the way. 266 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,540 I'm a friend of Nancy. 267 00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,320 Nancy who? 268 00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:03,300 Nancy Johnson, the call girl. 269 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,860 Oh, sure. 270 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,900 Yes. What can I do for you, honey? 271 00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,780 I'd like one of your services. 272 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,020 Mainly, I'd like one of your male prostitutes. 273 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,920 A male prostitute? Well, you've come to the right place. 274 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,600 What kind would you like? 275 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:26,240 Why don't you just come on over and look at the book, and we'll pick one out. 276 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,120 I'd rather not. 277 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,640 I need the service right away. 278 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:36,780 Well, what kind would you like? How do you want them? Would you like them 279 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,920 white, long, short, tall, yellow, polka dot? 280 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,620 They come in all sizes and all colors. 281 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:49,780 Only around here we measure sizes in inches as well as feet. 282 00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:56,590 but I would like one of your very best. 283 00:26:57,130 --> 00:27:01,330 Well, in that case, I'll give you Gino Valentino. 284 00:27:01,590 --> 00:27:05,550 He's a direct descendant of a famous pimp. 285 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:10,810 But I've got to warn you, he doesn't come cheap. 286 00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:12,450 How much? 287 00:27:12,810 --> 00:27:13,810 Three hundred. 288 00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:16,170 How come Nancy only makes a hundred? 289 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:21,550 Well, after all, Nancy doesn't have to get a hard -on. 290 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,060 She doesn't even have to come. 291 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,180 Okay, $300 it is. 292 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,980 But I want him right now. 293 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,460 Okay, I'll give you his address and you can rush right over. But be sure you 294 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,480 have the money, because remember, you have to pay him in advance. 295 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:41,460 Oh, but Madam Mercy, why do I have to pay him in advance? 296 00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:49,300 Well, after all, honey, once he gives it to you, there's no way he can take it 297 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,300 back. 298 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,680 6942 Fuck Avenue. 299 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,700 It's only a little way from the White House. 300 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:06,980 Uh, excuse me, honey. I better not talk very much longer on this red phone. 301 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,820 Let's connect it to the Russian embassy. Bye! 302 00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:49,030 Ah, you. Come on in. 303 00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:51,190 Boy, you sure took your time. 304 00:28:51,950 --> 00:28:52,950 Hello, handsome. 305 00:28:55,090 --> 00:28:56,190 Boy, do I need you. 306 00:28:58,630 --> 00:29:01,210 Took you forever to get here. We need some help. 307 00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:03,270 Oh, what do you need? 308 00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:04,930 What you do best. 309 00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:17,700 you've been blabbing to a friend of yours about me. 310 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:22,300 I can't understand you. What are you talking about? 311 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,520 What are you talking about? 312 00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:29,940 Come back to work and I'll tell you. 313 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,880 Her name is Susan Wright. 314 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,040 What? 315 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,760 She's my best friend. I told you how good you are. Back to work. 316 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:03,260 Well, even though she's your best friend, you're a professional. 317 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,700 You're like a lawyer or a doctor. 318 00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:16,130 What's told to you is as strict as confidence. 319 00:30:17,410 --> 00:30:18,410 Oh, 320 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:20,930 keep it up. 321 00:30:27,770 --> 00:30:29,350 You know, I have a baby. 322 00:30:29,670 --> 00:30:30,670 What? What? 323 00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:33,330 She wants to have a baby. 324 00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:37,930 Yes, I know. Go back to work. I told her you'd be the man for the job. 325 00:30:40,330 --> 00:30:41,710 And I probably will be. 326 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,840 I appreciate that. 327 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,300 And I love you for thinking of me. 328 00:30:53,420 --> 00:31:00,360 But everything I tell you should go 329 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,560 in your mouth and ears and stay there. 330 00:31:05,860 --> 00:31:07,320 Oh, keep it up. 331 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,760 Oh, keep it up. 332 00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:11,780 Oh, yeah. 333 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:31,520 Where do you want to go now, Mrs. Wolfe? 334 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,160 To my husband's office. 335 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:38,180 Very well, Mrs. Wolfe. 336 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,300 I don't want to come this way. 337 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,660 Let me go down on you and then we'll ball. 338 00:31:56,380 --> 00:31:57,359 Come on, Nancy. 339 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,380 You know I love it. 340 00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:36,210 Yeah, Susan told me that. 341 00:32:37,730 --> 00:32:41,750 Um... So sweet. 342 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,220 Get me upside. Get in here. 343 00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:02,380 Mrs. Smoky is proud of me. 344 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,180 That's John! 345 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:17,160 What are you doing out here? 346 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:23,840 What? I can't find my... Give me a break. 347 00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:46,710 Don't mean any harm. 348 00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:50,270 I just like to watch TV. 349 00:35:51,010 --> 00:35:52,610 And jack yourself off. 350 00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:55,090 How long has this been going on? 351 00:35:56,950 --> 00:36:00,430 I've been masturbating ever since I can remember. 352 00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:03,870 I never fucked. 353 00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:06,490 No, how long has this been going on? 354 00:36:06,810 --> 00:36:11,650 Oh, ever since the Republicans got in, bugging the Watergate is very easy. 355 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,580 No, that's not what I mean. How long has my husband been fucking around on the 356 00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:17,580 side? 357 00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:23,100 I don't know. I've only been working for him for six years. 358 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:32,160 You mean... You've been bugging rooms, getting your jollies off, watching my 359 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,720 husband for six years? 360 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:37,080 I wonder what's the matter with me. 361 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,480 Hey. 362 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,020 Oh, nothing. 363 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:48,420 There's nothing wrong. 364 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,720 Maybe I can bug your place sometime. 365 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:53,720 No, that's not what I mean. 366 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,580 If he's been playing around on the side, it's got to be because he hasn't been 367 00:36:58,580 --> 00:36:59,660 getting enough sex at home. 368 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,100 Me and my stupid headaches. 369 00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:07,460 I'm going to change. 370 00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,800 I know what I'm going to do. 371 00:37:13,610 --> 00:37:14,610 I'll see you later. 372 00:39:27,270 --> 00:39:28,270 Well... Hello. 373 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,290 Won't you have a seat? 374 00:39:35,990 --> 00:39:36,990 Thank you. 375 00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:42,090 Madam Mercy sent me to see you. 376 00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:45,990 Yes, I know. She called up on the phone and we talked all about you. 377 00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,190 Make yourself comfortable. 378 00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:50,990 Thank you. 379 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,780 You know, you do look a lot like your ancestor. 380 00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:05,360 Oh, thank you. 381 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,080 Would you care for a drink? 382 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,700 I'd love one. 383 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,680 What would you like? Vodka? 384 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:16,460 Scotch. Scotch? How would you like it? 385 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,020 A little water. 386 00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:19,660 Certainly. 387 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,540 What would a beautiful girl like you want the services of a pine for? 388 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,040 What's a pine? 389 00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:42,860 What's a pine? 390 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,740 An erect tree. 391 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,540 A male prostitute. 392 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:52,380 A friend of mine got me all excited, and then he couldn't perform. 393 00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:59,380 Friends like that, what you need is the vibrator. 394 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:03,520 Or better yet, a pine. 395 00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:06,100 Here's your money. 396 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,580 Ooh, do you mind if I don't finish my drink? 397 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:13,940 Is it bad? 398 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:15,580 It's terrible. 399 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,160 I know it. 400 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,500 Well, then let's get down to business. 401 00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:38,420 I'll pull you down. 402 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,840 Beautiful. 403 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,200 Gino, you are big. 404 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,300 You're so dead. 405 00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:08,730 Gino, I am in the wrong day of the month. 406 00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:11,490 I cannot get pregnant now. 407 00:43:12,450 --> 00:43:15,330 The rubber, please put it on. 408 00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:19,170 The rubber? I don't want this. 409 00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:22,070 Please put it on, Gino. 410 00:43:27,930 --> 00:43:30,730 It's one thing I can't pretend, it's the goddamn rubber. 411 00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:35,860 You understand, Gino, darling, don't you? 412 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:39,100 Haven't you ever heard of the pill? 413 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:43,080 I am not on the pill now. 414 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,640 Put the rubber on and fuck me. 415 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,620 Please fuck me, Gino. 416 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,380 I have a gel. 417 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,720 A gel is not 100 % safe, Gino. 418 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,020 Please just put the rubber on and... 419 00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:09,140 Oh! 420 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,250 Oh, gee, no. 421 00:44:32,210 --> 00:44:33,790 Oh, fuck me. 422 00:45:01,770 --> 00:45:02,770 Stop now. 423 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:06,390 I can't. 424 00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:14,410 Believe me, Susan, I'm a good pine. I can fuck a fag, a bag, or a pig. 425 00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:17,370 And I can keep a heart for a long time. 426 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:19,250 But I can't fuck with the rubber. 427 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,790 Gino, I don't want to get pregnant. 428 00:45:23,510 --> 00:45:26,850 I'll give you back your money. Or I can take the rubber off and fuck you in the 429 00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:27,850 ass if you want. 430 00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:29,990 No thanks, Gino. 431 00:45:31,150 --> 00:45:33,650 By the way, can you fuck anyone? 432 00:45:34,330 --> 00:45:38,510 I can fuck anyone or anything without a rubber. Why? 433 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,750 Because I might have a job for you. 434 00:45:42,190 --> 00:45:43,690 Good. Who do you want me to fuck? 435 00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:45,870 Wait a minute. 436 00:45:50,190 --> 00:45:53,650 Here's your money back. 437 00:45:54,670 --> 00:46:00,280 By the way, Gino, I work for the CIA, and we're looking for... Good -looking 438 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,200 studs to fuck some very important people and pump them for information. 439 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,560 And believe me, it pays a lot more than $300. 440 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,400 Hey, Gino, I gave you $300. There's only $200 here. 441 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:19,240 Honey, that's Madam Mercy's fee. She put us together, didn't she? 442 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,640 That's right. 443 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,780 Here's $100. Your tip. 444 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,480 Gee, $100 and I didn't even fuck you. 445 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:28,720 Thanks. 446 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:34,700 By the way, Gino, we have some fags we have to pump some information out of. 447 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:35,900 And you know what? 448 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:38,740 What? You don't have to pay any commission. 449 00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:39,980 I don't understand. 450 00:46:41,220 --> 00:46:43,580 Your country needs the service of your prick. 451 00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:47,700 You will be putting your fucking abilities to the service of your 452 00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:50,660 Groovy. When do I get started? 453 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,000 I'll be seeing my boss tomorrow, and I'll let you know then. 454 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,360 Okay, bye, Susan. 455 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,600 Bye. 456 00:46:57,980 --> 00:47:00,220 I dig you, Camino. I dig you, Susan. 457 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,740 I'll see my way home. 458 00:49:11,690 --> 00:49:12,690 Awesome. 459 00:52:13,710 --> 00:52:15,230 At least I can take my glasses off. 460 00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:57,590 You have a noisy bed don't you? 461 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:51,760 We shouldn't have done that. 462 00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:55,720 I have a hard day in the office tomorrow. 463 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,740 But darling, I've been a lot of fun. Love it. 464 00:57:36,939 --> 00:57:39,300 John, I'd love to say that name. 465 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:44,440 Susan, I'd feel a little more comfortable if we talked for a while. 466 00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:47,700 Why don't we sit down and discuss a few things? 467 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,580 Well, what would you like to know about me? 468 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:53,820 What do you do for a living? 469 00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:56,160 What type of profession do you have? 470 00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:59,100 Well, I work for the CIA. 471 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,860 I'm what you call a special agent. 472 00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:04,380 Special agent? 473 00:58:04,730 --> 00:58:06,010 That sounds very interesting. 474 00:58:08,090 --> 00:58:10,470 You're offering me a great deal of money for my services. 475 00:58:11,190 --> 00:58:14,710 That means that you must be earning a great deal. Right, Susan? 476 00:58:15,530 --> 00:58:18,070 I make about $200 ,000 a year. 477 00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:20,950 $200 ,000 a year? That's more than a senator earns. 478 00:58:21,890 --> 00:58:24,190 You don't have to worry about that, Senator. 479 00:58:25,070 --> 00:58:26,070 You're a millionaire. 480 00:58:30,270 --> 00:58:31,550 Yes, but I'm rich. 481 00:58:32,270 --> 00:58:35,950 There are many people in Congress, many representatives, who don't earn anywhere 482 00:58:35,950 --> 00:58:36,950 near what I have. 483 00:58:37,930 --> 00:58:41,870 Well, at least they don't have to go to bed with ugly guys and pump them for 484 00:58:41,870 --> 00:58:42,870 information. 485 00:58:43,230 --> 00:58:44,730 Is that what you do for a living? 486 00:58:45,710 --> 00:58:51,070 Well, I see very important people in politics and in business. 487 00:58:52,270 --> 00:58:56,370 Foreign ministers, you know, so on and so forth. 488 00:58:57,430 --> 00:59:00,830 A man after sex. 489 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,160 has a tendency to be a little talkative. 490 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,020 They don't know that I'm a CIA agent. 491 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,900 I just, they just think I'm a date. 492 00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:15,640 I pump them for information and I give that to my boss. 493 00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:18,440 You also deal in political information? 494 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,380 Sure. The CIA wants to know everything. 495 00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:25,500 I wonder if President Ford knows about this. 496 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:26,920 Don't ask me. 497 00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:30,380 I haven't reached that high yet. 498 00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:34,460 Why don't we get back to our business, John? 499 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,220 I'm awfully horny. 500 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,560 You're the boss, Susan. 501 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:43,300 I'll just go and slip into something more comfortable. 502 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,440 See, John, I'm wet already. 503 01:00:37,220 --> 01:00:40,640 Oh, Senator, will you please talk to me? 504 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:45,860 Will you please put it inside of me? I want to feel you inside of me, Senator. 505 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:48,640 Please. 506 01:00:53,540 --> 01:00:59,180 This is useless. 507 01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:01,420 It's still live. 508 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,140 Do you mind if I ask you a question? 509 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,420 Sure, Susan, anything. 510 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:10,080 What does Nancy do to get you hard? 511 01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:15,640 She gives me a blowjob and gets me hard, and then I... 512 01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:17,620 Fuck her for hours. 513 01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:23,020 Well, would you mind if I give her a call? I'll take care of her feeds. 514 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,400 And she could come over and give you a real good blow. 515 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,800 And then you could put it in front of me and we could fuck. 516 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,500 Would that be okay? 517 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,080 That sounds very exciting. 518 01:01:34,860 --> 01:01:37,140 I've never had two girls at the same time. 519 01:02:12,570 --> 01:02:14,390 But I can't come now. 520 01:02:14,870 --> 01:02:17,370 I'm cleaning up an Italian ambassador. 521 01:02:18,070 --> 01:02:19,290 Okay, I'm done. Bad. 522 01:02:21,230 --> 01:02:27,730 Well, I hate to do that. It's very bad for my reputation. But for you, okay. 523 01:02:28,070 --> 01:02:30,310 I know a special trick. 524 01:02:30,770 --> 01:02:32,110 See you soon. Ciao. 525 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,800 Am I in time for the main event? 526 01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:01,260 Yes, Mrs. Wolfe. It's a loaded card. 527 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:07,040 Best part is coming now. They've called for a third partner. 528 01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:08,700 A third partner? 529 01:03:08,980 --> 01:03:10,040 What do you mean? 530 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:12,440 You'll see. 531 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:14,780 You'll see. 532 01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:17,580 I don't want to spoil your program. 533 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:23,540 What's this, Mrs. Wolfe? Oh, something for us to nibble on. What? 534 01:03:23,940 --> 01:03:24,940 Oh. 535 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:45,400 That must be Nancy. 536 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:46,700 I'll get it. 537 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,920 Okay. 538 01:03:56,590 --> 01:03:57,549 Oh, yeah. 539 01:03:57,550 --> 01:03:59,790 Hi, Susan. How are you? Fine. 540 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:01,270 Okay. 541 01:04:01,670 --> 01:04:04,610 You really do dress the part, don't you? Yes, prepared. 542 01:04:05,670 --> 01:04:06,770 Oh, hi, John. 543 01:04:07,090 --> 01:04:08,090 Hello, Nancy. 544 01:04:08,170 --> 01:04:09,170 How are you? 545 01:04:09,370 --> 01:04:10,990 I think I'll be pretty good in a few moments. 546 01:04:11,270 --> 01:04:12,950 Oh, yes. Well, what can I do for you? 547 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:17,590 I want you to get him hard so he can put it in me and come in me. 548 01:04:17,810 --> 01:04:20,630 Well, I think that'll be no problem. 549 01:04:28,170 --> 01:04:29,570 So that's how it's done. 550 01:04:31,350 --> 01:04:32,490 Mm -hmm. 551 01:04:33,950 --> 01:04:35,890 Do it for Mama, baby. 552 01:04:36,490 --> 01:04:37,490 Mm -hmm. 553 01:04:38,770 --> 01:04:40,030 Come on, sweetheart. 554 01:04:42,370 --> 01:04:47,950 Keep going. You know, Nancy, you give a fabulous blowjob. Keep going. 555 01:04:48,270 --> 01:04:49,270 Mm -hmm. 556 01:05:02,730 --> 01:05:03,730 Beautiful. 557 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:51,620 That's what you think, baby. 558 01:05:52,140 --> 01:05:55,360 I've made him come 12 times in one night. 559 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:05,240 When he's like this, you know, I mean, look at him. He's asleep. 560 01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:12,780 Sorry. 561 01:06:16,060 --> 01:06:17,140 I'm sorry. 562 01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:20,480 The show wasn't very good. 563 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:22,980 Was it? 564 01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:31,100 At other times, he's great. 565 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:35,380 I should know. I'm his wife, remember? 566 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,820 Sorry, I said something silly. 567 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,420 Please forgive me. 568 01:06:42,860 --> 01:06:46,900 No, Mr. Queen. There's nothing to forgive. 569 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:50,300 You're a very nice man. 570 01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:52,620 I know what I'm going to do. 571 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,620 You're not going to divorce, are you? 572 01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,760 Not in a million years. 573 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,040 I'm going to get some tricky tools. 574 01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:03,620 Tricky tools? 575 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,520 Sex tools, of course. 576 01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:16,550 Queet, I'm worn out. 577 01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:19,330 I'm going to go home and try and relax. 578 01:08:20,790 --> 01:08:23,229 Hope my wife prepared a good dinner for me. 579 01:08:24,430 --> 01:08:26,350 I'm going to send it off. She's prepared. 580 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:27,970 What did you say? 581 01:08:28,069 --> 01:08:29,370 Oh, nothing, Senator. 582 01:08:30,130 --> 01:08:31,130 Nothing at all. 583 01:08:31,790 --> 01:08:32,790 Have a good evening. 584 01:08:33,649 --> 01:08:34,649 Thank you. 585 01:09:01,379 --> 01:09:06,160 Mrs. Wolfe, I just thought you might want to know that your husband's coming 586 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:07,160 home soon. 587 01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:08,740 Why, thank you, Mr. Queep. 588 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,240 Now I can be ready for him. 589 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,620 Any time, Mrs. Wolfe. 590 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,080 Any time. 591 01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:22,840 And remember my offer to watch you on TV, I mean. 592 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:27,200 Well, Mr. Queep, perhaps someday you may just get the chance. 593 01:09:28,140 --> 01:09:29,960 Bye. Oh, and thanks again. 594 01:09:35,660 --> 01:09:39,220 Lord, we mystically... 595 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,780 Mildred, the help isn't answering the door. 596 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,140 Honey, I brought home a great game to play. 597 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:16,440 I've got a better game for you to play. 598 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:38,938 This is ridiculous. 599 01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:43,440 I didn't even say the last of business. 600 01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,190 This is ridiculous. 601 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,360 The book says you're going to learn something like this. 602 01:13:38,919 --> 01:13:41,640 Oh, my body aches. 603 01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:45,520 You know, that was fun. 604 01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:49,340 That's not all I have in mind for you. 605 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:50,560 Huh? 606 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,060 I've arranged a little swinging party. 607 01:13:54,340 --> 01:13:55,340 Swinging party? 608 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:59,180 I want you to have all your kicks at home. I don't want you to have to ever 609 01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:00,380 out anywhere to get anything. 610 01:14:01,420 --> 01:14:02,420 Uh -huh. 611 01:14:25,390 --> 01:14:27,130 Hello? Hi, it's Susan. 612 01:14:27,590 --> 01:14:28,990 Oh, hi, Susan. How are you? 613 01:14:29,450 --> 01:14:32,050 Okay. Listen, can I come over now? 614 01:14:32,430 --> 01:14:33,430 Oh, sure. 615 01:14:33,630 --> 01:14:38,550 Oh, give me 15 minutes. I'm milking a very big VT. 616 01:14:38,810 --> 01:14:39,830 See you soon. 617 01:14:50,630 --> 01:14:53,470 You have a nice cow's head. 618 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:55,250 Warm apartment. 619 01:14:55,510 --> 01:14:58,470 Oh, thank you. Yes, well, I need it for my business, you know. 620 01:14:58,830 --> 01:15:03,150 By the way, here's $100 for the blowjob the other day. 621 01:15:04,610 --> 01:15:08,170 And here's another $100 for your services today. 622 01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:12,770 Susan, you don't need to pay me. We're friends. 623 01:15:14,850 --> 01:15:16,070 Oh, never mind. 624 01:15:16,510 --> 01:15:17,810 I can afford it. 625 01:15:18,030 --> 01:15:19,930 Well, what would you like me to do for you? 626 01:15:20,770 --> 01:15:21,770 Well... 627 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:26,940 What I need is for you to teach me how to do a blowjob. 628 01:15:28,060 --> 01:15:29,060 Oh. 629 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,120 I think that can be arranged. 630 01:15:36,100 --> 01:15:42,020 The technique of giving the perfect blowjob is to lick the penis from one 631 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:43,020 the other. 632 01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:45,860 Softly and slowly. 633 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:49,280 I want to learn all about it. 634 01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:52,780 Give me your hand. 635 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:35,040 Let me try it on you. 636 01:16:35,980 --> 01:16:37,120 Give me your finger. 637 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:41,500 Oh, yes. 638 01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:43,020 That's right. 639 01:17:38,410 --> 01:17:40,130 Don't you think it's a little hot in here? 640 01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:42,690 Go to the other room where it'll be cooler. 641 01:17:45,930 --> 01:17:47,290 It is hot in here. 642 01:17:48,090 --> 01:17:49,090 Let's go. 643 01:17:57,850 --> 01:17:58,970 Down here by the... 644 01:17:58,970 --> 01:18:06,250 Pretty 645 01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:07,250 drip. 646 01:18:07,530 --> 01:18:08,530 You think so? 647 01:18:08,910 --> 01:18:09,910 Lovely on you. 648 01:18:14,070 --> 01:18:15,930 Ah, pretty indies. 649 01:18:16,770 --> 01:18:18,310 Let me show you something else. 650 01:18:32,910 --> 01:18:34,230 This will be very nice. 651 01:18:38,150 --> 01:18:39,610 Oh, what are you going to do? 652 01:18:40,830 --> 01:18:43,390 Oh, it'll be a big surprise, but you'll love it. 653 01:18:57,470 --> 01:18:58,470 Delicious. 654 01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:00,450 Yes, it is. 655 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:28,280 Oh, yeah. 656 01:19:30,180 --> 01:19:33,380 You have such a beautiful body, Susan. 657 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:42,380 Let me do it to you. 658 01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,840 You can do anything to me you want. 659 01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:47,960 All right. 660 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,340 I'll get undressed. 661 01:20:22,380 --> 01:20:23,620 Now you get undressed. 662 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,660 Oh, 663 01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:39,280 what a lovely bosom you have. 664 01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,460 Thank you. 665 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,160 May I kiss it? 666 01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:45,040 I wish you would. 667 01:20:51,820 --> 01:20:52,820 Thank you. 668 01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:42,410 What can I do for you? 669 01:26:44,010 --> 01:26:46,210 I was wondering if you'd like to partake of my services. 670 01:26:48,010 --> 01:26:51,770 Oh, I'm sorry, Jen, but I'm in the wrong time of the month. 671 01:26:52,530 --> 01:26:53,530 What do you mean? 672 01:26:53,990 --> 01:26:56,050 Oh, that's right. You're not in your fertile period. 673 01:26:56,610 --> 01:26:57,810 That's right, Jen. 674 01:26:58,770 --> 01:27:03,070 And besides, I want you to fuck me so I can get pregnant. 675 01:27:04,550 --> 01:27:08,670 Okay. Well, when you're ready, please give me a call. 676 01:27:09,110 --> 01:27:10,110 Will do. 677 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,200 Oh, well. 678 01:27:25,380 --> 01:27:27,600 There's always that swing party that Mildred set up. 679 01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:40,480 Oh, there he is, John. 680 01:27:41,580 --> 01:27:46,200 Hello, folks. Hi, John. Hi, John. How are you? A party. A party? Where are the 681 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,060 servants? Johnny, I let them go. 682 01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:49,820 Why? With all these people? 683 01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:51,720 It's a swing party. 684 01:27:51,980 --> 01:27:53,560 A swing party? 685 01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:56,160 That's right. A swinging party just for you, John. 686 01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:57,700 Oh. 687 01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:00,840 Natalie, we have some unfinished business to attend to. 688 01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:03,540 I think we did everything but. 689 01:28:03,940 --> 01:28:04,940 But what? 690 01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:07,240 But sex, of course. 691 01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:09,460 But it wasn't my fault, was it, John? 692 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:11,680 How's your husband? 693 01:28:12,980 --> 01:28:13,980 He's fine. 694 01:28:14,580 --> 01:28:16,560 How come he's not here? You've only been married two months. 695 01:28:17,620 --> 01:28:20,660 Well, that's all right. I left him with Martha, my older roommate. 696 01:28:21,060 --> 01:28:22,060 Oh, is he sick? 697 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:23,700 Oh, John. 698 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:25,400 You're so naive. 699 01:28:26,460 --> 01:28:27,640 You're falling. 700 01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:30,740 Falling? Yes. 701 01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:35,720 I fixed them up so I could take care of some wet dreams I used to have before 702 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:36,599 the wedding. 703 01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:37,600 Wet dreams? 704 01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:39,880 Wet dreams about who? 705 01:29:42,220 --> 01:29:43,980 We can always build your way around. 706 01:29:44,220 --> 01:29:45,220 Hopefully. 707 01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:48,140 Did you ever have some service? 708 01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:20,700 It's just like a chicken. 709 01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:22,140 Meow. 710 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:01,400 My favorite side. 711 01:31:30,540 --> 01:31:31,560 Oh, my friends. 712 01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:33,040 We must play the game. 713 01:31:36,900 --> 01:31:37,900 Oh, 714 01:31:49,180 --> 01:31:51,700 my 715 01:31:51,700 --> 01:31:58,280 heart. 716 01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:33,360 Having a good time, darling? 717 01:32:33,860 --> 01:32:34,860 You bet. 718 01:32:35,420 --> 01:32:36,800 Mind if I join you, darling? 719 01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:38,780 Oh, no, no, no. John? 720 01:32:40,100 --> 01:32:41,980 You voted for me, too. Come on in. 721 01:32:44,060 --> 01:32:45,060 I'm your best boy. 722 01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:07,800 Hello, Senator. 723 01:34:08,660 --> 01:34:10,760 Are you free this afternoon? 724 01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:12,740 For what? 725 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:16,020 For the completion of our deal. 726 01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:24,100 Well, I'm pretty bushed. 727 01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:25,880 I'll try. 728 01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:31,060 Good. Let's stay same time and same place as before. 729 01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:32,580 Fine. 730 01:34:37,900 --> 01:34:42,460 And I think I should let you know that I intend to blow you today. 731 01:35:18,120 --> 01:35:18,818 Hello, Mrs. 732 01:35:18,820 --> 01:35:22,000 Wolfe. Oh, hello, Mr. Quaive. How are you? 733 01:35:22,480 --> 01:35:24,040 Oh, I'm fine, thank you. 734 01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:29,320 I just wanted you to know the senator's on the move again. 735 01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:32,100 Would you like to come and watch the afternoon show? 736 01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:34,220 Sure, why not? 737 01:35:34,900 --> 01:35:36,360 I'll see you at two o 'clock. 738 01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,080 Two o 'clock. 739 01:36:01,480 --> 01:36:03,880 John. You look all worn out. 740 01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:06,100 I am. I am. 741 01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:07,480 I need some rest. 742 01:36:11,020 --> 01:36:15,580 Well, I've got just the thing to pet you on. I remember I promised you 743 01:36:15,580 --> 01:36:16,580 something. 744 01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:17,960 Yes, you did. 745 01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:19,920 Well, here it is. 746 01:36:59,660 --> 01:37:01,060 I think I should get undressed also. 747 01:38:23,470 --> 01:38:24,910 Do you like the way I do it? 748 01:38:25,430 --> 01:38:26,430 Oh, yes. 749 01:38:26,650 --> 01:38:28,510 You do it even better than Nancy. 750 01:38:50,480 --> 01:38:53,540 I think you're hard enough now. Why don't we put it in? 751 01:39:38,719 --> 01:39:39,719 I'm sorry. 752 01:39:40,020 --> 01:39:41,740 It got limp. 753 01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:45,800 Oh, no. 754 01:39:51,020 --> 01:39:53,260 Well, perhaps I could give you another blow. 755 01:40:11,150 --> 01:40:13,830 The poor baby, he can't get it up. 756 01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:16,530 Yes, for dear. 757 01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:49,460 That's getting hard again. Why don't we try? 758 01:40:49,740 --> 01:40:50,740 Okay. 759 01:41:17,770 --> 01:41:18,770 begin. 760 01:41:52,490 --> 01:41:54,670 Excuse me while I talk to my friend. 761 01:41:58,170 --> 01:42:01,790 Why can't you stay hard and make me pregnant? 762 01:42:02,470 --> 01:42:03,470 Because you're Susan. 763 01:42:03,890 --> 01:42:04,890 I'm all fucked up. 764 01:42:05,490 --> 01:42:07,170 It's the wife of the man I'm attached to. 765 01:42:07,610 --> 01:42:11,370 All she does is drag him off to swing parties and teach him tricks out of sex 766 01:42:11,370 --> 01:42:13,610 books. And whatever happens to him affects me. 767 01:42:14,090 --> 01:42:16,210 I don't think I'll ever be able to get you pregnant. 768 01:42:17,210 --> 01:42:18,530 That's what you think. 769 01:42:19,030 --> 01:42:21,450 One of these days I'm going to get you. 770 01:42:25,900 --> 01:42:27,500 Oh, so that's it. 771 01:42:28,980 --> 01:42:32,020 And all this time I thought he's been cattying around. 772 01:42:33,720 --> 01:42:35,980 Oh, what a fool I've been. 773 01:42:36,980 --> 01:42:39,240 He wants to have a child. 774 01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:41,560 He does. 775 01:42:42,300 --> 01:42:44,060 He wants to have a child. 776 01:42:44,980 --> 01:42:50,120 What were you saying, Senator? 777 01:42:50,540 --> 01:42:53,920 I was saying, Susan, that since we can't have sex... 778 01:42:54,760 --> 01:42:57,320 I know something that's second best. 779 01:42:57,660 --> 01:42:58,660 What? 780 01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:11,500 Would you believe I'm a lion? 781 01:43:11,900 --> 01:43:13,480 I wonder, Senator. 782 01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:14,960 What? 783 01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:18,740 How many babies are not born because of football games? 784 01:43:21,380 --> 01:43:22,880 Darling. Yes? 785 01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:24,120 I love you. 786 01:43:24,620 --> 01:43:25,620 Can I love you? 787 01:43:26,120 --> 01:43:27,400 I do have a surprise. 788 01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:28,820 He got me the lion ticket. 789 01:43:29,240 --> 01:43:30,240 Oh, there. 790 01:43:32,260 --> 01:43:33,260 What is it? 791 01:43:35,060 --> 01:43:36,840 What is it? My diaphragm. 792 01:43:37,100 --> 01:43:40,400 Your diaphragm? What am I going to do with your diaphragm? Well, you said you 793 01:43:40,400 --> 01:43:41,420 wanted to have a baby. 794 01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:42,960 Now I'm ready. 795 01:43:43,780 --> 01:43:45,100 Oh, and you took this out? 796 01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:46,920 Oh, Mildred. 797 01:43:47,660 --> 01:43:50,780 I'd love to have a boy or a girl or in between. 798 01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:53,120 Oh, darling, it's going to be a little lion. 799 01:44:05,480 --> 01:44:06,419 I am a senator. 800 01:44:06,420 --> 01:44:07,840 Well, it's too hard to get him off. 801 01:44:08,980 --> 01:44:10,460 I know. I'm going to wear a breakaway suit. 802 01:45:34,480 --> 01:45:35,480 Thank you. 803 01:46:05,740 --> 01:46:06,840 Something will stay hard. 804 01:46:07,180 --> 01:46:10,340 I don't understand. This has never happened to you before. 805 01:46:13,580 --> 01:46:14,580 Sorry, 806 01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,080 dear. I just can't stay erect. 807 01:46:17,780 --> 01:46:18,780 Why? 808 01:46:19,920 --> 01:46:20,920 What's the matter? 809 01:46:21,420 --> 01:46:22,420 I don't know. 810 01:46:24,460 --> 01:46:25,560 I know what it is. 811 01:46:25,820 --> 01:46:28,100 What? I'm all fucked up. 812 01:46:28,780 --> 01:46:30,580 I think it's those swing parties and those. 813 01:46:31,240 --> 01:46:34,220 tricks and everything else would point on me. But, darling, you've always been 814 01:46:34,220 --> 01:46:35,220 able to fuck forever. 815 01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:39,620 Well, I'm not as young as I used to be, and I guess neither is he. 816 01:46:46,380 --> 01:46:48,720 Good morning, Senator Wolf's office. 817 01:46:49,220 --> 01:46:50,700 Good morning, Mr. Queen. 818 01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:52,300 Good morning. 819 01:47:07,250 --> 01:47:08,370 Anything matters. 820 01:47:08,990 --> 01:47:09,990 Anything. 821 01:47:10,570 --> 01:47:12,850 I'm at your command. 822 01:47:13,330 --> 01:47:16,830 I want you to get the telephone number of that girl we saw my husband with 823 01:47:16,830 --> 01:47:17,830 yesterday. 824 01:47:20,190 --> 01:47:21,830 That is dangerous. 825 01:47:24,050 --> 01:47:26,450 But for you, I'll try. 826 01:47:27,370 --> 01:47:30,210 Thank you, Mr. Cleave. And you won't regret it. 827 01:47:48,080 --> 01:47:49,220 I should call you Cherry. I'm sorry. 828 01:47:50,220 --> 01:47:51,240 Hold on a minute, Cherry. 829 01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:53,000 Queen. 830 01:47:53,440 --> 01:47:55,300 Queen. What are you doing in here? 831 01:47:55,920 --> 01:47:56,920 I'm extreme. 832 01:47:57,400 --> 01:47:59,020 This is a very important call. 833 01:48:00,120 --> 01:48:01,120 Yes. 834 01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:04,160 I'm sorry, Cherry. 835 01:48:07,120 --> 01:48:08,120 I agree. 836 01:48:08,380 --> 01:48:10,680 Kentucky Fried Chicken would be perfect for the ambassador. 837 01:48:11,980 --> 01:48:13,760 Ah, by the way, I have a surprise for you. 838 01:48:14,820 --> 01:48:17,180 50 -yard line seats for the Lion Game Sunday. 839 01:48:23,440 --> 01:48:25,180 want the people to recognize a man of your power. 840 01:48:28,280 --> 01:48:29,280 Right? 841 01:48:29,780 --> 01:48:30,780 Okay, Jerry. 842 01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:32,560 My best to Daddy and the kids. 843 01:48:33,760 --> 01:48:34,760 I'll see you on Sunday. 844 01:48:35,460 --> 01:48:36,460 Bye -bye. 845 01:48:40,320 --> 01:48:42,120 Queen, what are you doing down there? 846 01:48:42,400 --> 01:48:45,240 Oh, just checking for bugs. 847 01:48:45,740 --> 01:48:48,520 What? Just checking? 848 01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:52,600 Checking for bugs? 849 01:49:36,570 --> 01:49:37,830 I got it. 850 01:49:38,590 --> 01:49:39,990 I got the information. 851 01:49:40,630 --> 01:49:44,030 You work fast, Mr. Queen. Hold on a minute. Let me get a pen. 852 01:49:50,990 --> 01:49:51,990 Okay, go ahead. 853 01:49:55,330 --> 01:49:56,490 Thank you very much. 854 01:49:57,250 --> 01:49:58,490 It was nothing. 855 01:49:59,890 --> 01:50:04,890 I hope to do something for you soon, Miss. 856 01:50:21,660 --> 01:50:22,660 Hello. 857 01:50:26,800 --> 01:50:28,940 Hello. May I speak to Susan Wright? 858 01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:30,480 Speaking. 859 01:50:30,960 --> 01:50:32,320 Please don't hang up, Susan. 860 01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:35,380 I have some good news for you about my husband. 861 01:50:36,680 --> 01:50:38,660 Oh, what do you mean? 862 01:50:39,780 --> 01:50:41,760 Yes, I know all about you two. 863 01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:44,040 And how you want him to get you pregnant. 864 01:50:44,680 --> 01:50:46,200 And how he's failed to perform. 865 01:50:46,560 --> 01:50:47,880 Well, how do you know that? 866 01:50:48,100 --> 01:50:49,260 Did he tell you? 867 01:50:49,780 --> 01:50:50,920 Oh, it doesn't matter. 868 01:50:51,280 --> 01:50:54,360 What I want you to know is I'm in the same predicament you are. 869 01:50:55,520 --> 01:50:56,760 Oh, well, what do you mean? 870 01:50:57,840 --> 01:50:58,840 Well, listen. 871 01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:02,420 We've always had a very good sex life. 872 01:51:02,820 --> 01:51:05,100 He's never failed to perform with me. 873 01:51:06,090 --> 01:51:07,970 Until I asked him to get me pregnant. 874 01:51:08,330 --> 01:51:09,269 Mm -hmm. 875 01:51:09,270 --> 01:51:13,550 Yeah. I think he has a subconscious fear of becoming a father. 876 01:51:13,930 --> 01:51:14,930 Yeah. 877 01:51:15,090 --> 01:51:17,370 Anyway, I have this idea for you. 878 01:51:18,110 --> 01:51:19,110 Mm -hmm. 879 01:51:19,270 --> 01:51:20,470 That's very good. 880 01:51:21,050 --> 01:51:22,190 I like that. 881 01:51:23,270 --> 01:51:24,850 Okay. All right. 882 01:51:55,440 --> 01:51:56,780 It's me, Senator Susan. 883 01:51:57,640 --> 01:52:00,060 Oh, Susan, I haven't heard from you for a long time. 884 01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:03,800 Well, I haven't called because I feel so ashamed. 885 01:52:04,820 --> 01:52:05,820 Why? 886 01:52:06,520 --> 01:52:11,220 Well, you see, Senator, I've decided not to get pregnant after all. 887 01:52:12,020 --> 01:52:14,620 But I'd still like to make love to you. 888 01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:24,340 Why have I disappointed you by not lying to you, Craig? 889 01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:28,460 Oh, not at all, Susan. Not at all. I'd love to make love to you. 890 01:52:28,940 --> 01:52:29,960 Shall I make the arrangements? 891 01:52:30,340 --> 01:52:31,340 Sure. 892 01:52:31,500 --> 01:52:35,700 But why don't we change the suite this time for the fun of it? 893 01:52:36,320 --> 01:52:39,940 All right. I'll make it the bridal suite at two o 'clock. 894 01:53:05,650 --> 01:53:06,650 Hello? 895 01:53:07,470 --> 01:53:09,730 Here we go again. 896 01:53:10,330 --> 01:53:11,550 Yes, I know. 897 01:53:13,170 --> 01:53:16,110 This time, it's just a blind switch. 898 01:53:16,930 --> 01:53:18,430 Do you want to come and watch? 899 01:53:18,910 --> 01:53:20,790 No, not this time, Mr. Quick. 900 01:53:21,210 --> 01:53:22,210 Thanks anyway. 901 01:53:23,390 --> 01:53:26,690 Oh, before I forget, I want to thank you for everything you've done. 902 01:53:28,150 --> 01:53:29,150 Bye. 903 01:55:41,790 --> 01:55:43,190 Oh. 904 01:58:09,680 --> 01:58:11,860 You were such an excellent lover. 905 01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:15,000 You came all the way inside of me. 906 01:58:15,460 --> 01:58:19,000 And I'm absolutely sure that I'm going to be pregnant. 907 01:58:19,840 --> 01:58:21,300 You've earned your money. 908 01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:24,820 Money? You said you were sick. You said you were on the pill. 909 01:58:25,080 --> 01:58:26,080 I tricked you. 910 01:58:26,840 --> 01:58:28,000 We tricked you. 911 01:58:28,720 --> 01:58:31,860 Mildred, you've got to understand. You've got this all wrong. It's all 912 01:58:31,860 --> 01:58:33,800 darling. We're swingers, aren't we? 913 01:58:34,660 --> 01:58:36,380 I have good news for you. 914 01:58:37,100 --> 01:58:38,100 I'm pregnant. 915 01:58:41,390 --> 01:58:42,209 the whole story? 916 01:58:42,210 --> 01:58:44,630 Sure, I coached Susan to do it this way. 917 01:58:44,890 --> 01:58:49,330 The minute you knew that I didn't want to get pregnant, you were an excellent 918 01:58:49,330 --> 01:58:50,330 lover. 919 01:58:50,730 --> 01:58:52,090 You were very good. 920 01:58:52,430 --> 01:58:53,770 You're marvelous, darling. 921 01:58:54,130 --> 01:58:55,970 I'm so lucky to be your wife. 922 01:58:57,150 --> 01:59:02,670 Hi, John. I'm sorry to break in. Oh, they told me at the office you'd be 923 01:59:02,910 --> 01:59:03,910 Come on in, Nancy. 924 01:59:04,770 --> 01:59:08,450 Nancy, you know me. I saw you on TV. 925 01:59:08,810 --> 01:59:09,810 On TV. 926 01:59:12,300 --> 01:59:14,160 Who are you? Mrs. Wolfe. 927 01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:16,320 Mrs. Wolfe, your wife? 928 01:59:17,080 --> 01:59:18,360 Everything's cool, Nancy. 929 01:59:18,660 --> 01:59:20,940 Mrs. Wolfe knows me and she's helping me. 930 01:59:21,560 --> 01:59:23,480 I also know about you, Nancy. 931 01:59:24,000 --> 01:59:25,460 And I like your technique. 932 01:59:25,840 --> 01:59:27,120 Your oral technique? 933 01:59:28,080 --> 01:59:29,080 Oral technique. 934 01:59:29,680 --> 01:59:30,680 Your blowjob? 935 01:59:30,880 --> 01:59:31,880 The head? 936 01:59:32,380 --> 01:59:34,160 So you got even. 937 01:59:34,380 --> 01:59:38,040 So you blabbed. No, Nancy, he hasn't said a thing. 938 01:59:38,580 --> 01:59:39,620 Did you, Susan? 939 01:59:39,920 --> 01:59:40,920 Not a word. 940 01:59:42,960 --> 01:59:47,040 By the way, Nancy, what brought you here today? In some sort of trouble? 941 01:59:47,940 --> 01:59:49,020 Well, sort of. 942 01:59:49,680 --> 01:59:51,180 What is it? Can I help? 943 01:59:51,740 --> 01:59:53,680 Well, I should hope so. It's your fault. 944 01:59:54,120 --> 01:59:55,120 Well, what do you mean? 945 01:59:56,020 --> 02:00:00,440 Well, I got so excited teaching you how to do all those blowjobs so you could 946 02:00:00,440 --> 02:00:01,440 get pregnant. 947 02:00:01,760 --> 02:00:05,020 I got so excited, I forgot to take my pill. 948 02:00:05,760 --> 02:00:06,760 What happened? 949 02:00:14,700 --> 02:00:15,940 I'm sure I'm also pregnant. 950 02:00:16,320 --> 02:00:17,320 Me too. 951 02:00:17,440 --> 02:00:20,600 In fact, we're all going to have the babies around the same time. 952 02:00:20,860 --> 02:00:21,860 Isn't that wonderful? 953 02:00:22,800 --> 02:00:23,800 That's wonderful. 954 02:00:25,380 --> 02:00:28,120 But tell me, where did you see me? 955 02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:31,240 As I said, I saw you on TV. 956 02:00:31,800 --> 02:00:36,100 In fact, we're all on TV right now. What do you mean? 957 02:01:07,420 --> 02:01:09,280 Nobody's going to have a wolf child but me. 958 02:01:40,590 --> 02:01:42,190 Morning, Mr. Queen. 959 02:01:42,670 --> 02:01:43,670 Good morning. 960 02:01:44,550 --> 02:01:47,990 I've got a little surprise for you. 961 02:01:48,390 --> 02:01:50,270 Oh, that's nice. 962 02:02:09,740 --> 02:02:14,520 In the event of my death, the child will receive the entire wolf portion. 963 02:02:16,520 --> 02:02:23,420 Now I have in me the only heir to the wolf million. 964 02:02:40,240 --> 02:02:43,560 Elaine, would you bring Miss Rice's medical record in here, please? 965 02:02:45,080 --> 02:02:46,120 Here you are, Doctor. 966 02:02:47,800 --> 02:02:49,700 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 967 02:02:51,560 --> 02:02:54,300 Well, I have good news for you, Miss Marilyn S. Wright. 968 02:02:54,940 --> 02:02:58,260 Mm -hmm. Oh, by the way, what does the S stand for? 969 02:02:59,000 --> 02:03:00,440 Susan. Susan. 970 02:03:00,760 --> 02:03:01,760 Mm -hmm. 971 02:03:01,820 --> 02:03:04,900 What do you normally prefer they call you, Marilyn or Susan? 972 02:03:05,560 --> 02:03:07,480 Oh, it doesn't make any difference, Doctor. 973 02:03:07,980 --> 02:03:08,980 Well, Marilyn... 974 02:03:09,240 --> 02:03:11,660 The good news is you are not pregnant. 975 02:03:12,140 --> 02:03:18,800 What? I might add that because of scar tissue in your tubes, it's impossible 976 02:03:18,800 --> 02:03:19,800 you to become pregnant. 977 02:03:20,240 --> 02:03:21,540 So you're safe. 978 02:03:22,860 --> 02:03:24,420 Oh, my God.